Author: Chet Ramsteak

Infamous 1989 Soviet Game Found To Be Linked to Popular Metal Band, Killswitch Engage

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“This. Is. MY. Curse.” | Lexington-Fayette – Quick: when you think of heavy metal, what comes to your mind? Dark and scary things, right? Satan, demons, death, rotting zombified corpses trying to…

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Video Games Are Dumb

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Video game logic, at its finest.

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Super Mario Galaxy 2’s “Hell Valley” Turns Out To Be Nothing More Than A Lake of Fire

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“I spent all that time pondering on a cool mystery, for THIS?” | If you’ve ever spent any time reading a “Top [X] Creepiest Easter Eggs In Video Games” list, there’s a good chance you’ve heard about the Hell Valley Sky Trees in Super Mario Galaxy 2. If not, here’s a…

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Has Super Mario Bros. 3 Led to the Downfall of Society As We Used to Know It?

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“As a non-binary gender fluid wolf-trapped-in-a-human pan-sexual mocha frappuccino, I’m DEEPLY offended by this” | Somewhere between 1988 and 1991 (depending on the region of the world you live in) Super Mario Bros. 3 was…

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Sequelitis – ZELDA: A Link to the Past vs. Ocarina of Time

Sequelitis - ZELDA A Link to the Past vs. Ocarina of Time

Which of the two is the true Zelda masterpiece?

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Nintendo Under Fire After Fans Link Zelda Game Map to Nazism and Fortune Telling

“Let’s make Zelda great again!” | Washington, D.C. – Nintendo has recently come under fire for allegations of Nazi sympathizing, and predicting the rise of Hitler 2, err, I mean world-renowned billionaire and ex-reality show host, Donald Trump.

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DUUMB (DOOM 2016 Cartoon Parody)

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The duumbest Doom parody on the Web!

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Ash Ketchum Is Not Really A 10 Year Old Child

“What is he then? Like, 11?” | Kanto Region – What if I told you that a show that you grew up watching, that you swear was Pokemon, wasn’t actually Pokemon? That’s right.

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Link Discovers His Pullout Game Isn’t As Strong As It Used To Be

“Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose as much to life as we do to death.” | Hyrule – Quite a bit of time has passed since 1998, when Nintendo dropped the hot Ocarina of Time potato in our laps. So much time, in fact, that no matter which prong of the fork in the Zelda timeline you subscribe to

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HAPPY SOULS

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“Is this… too easy for you?”

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